it just keeps getting better
Owl you can fly
but he can’t knot.
why didn’t harry use the chamber of secrets when teaching dumbledore army? i mean, only HE could open the door?
because the giant basilisk skeleton might have been a distraction
if anything it sets the mood
Fandom: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Steve Rogers
Additional Tags: the pledge of allegiance, and how steve doesn’t have time for your nonsense, that’s it that’s the fic, steve is eloquent, Based on a Tumblr Post
Steve is severely unimpressed after he finds out about the changes made to the pledge of allegiance.
Chris Evans’ Ice Bucket Challenge
The breakfast club is on, guys. Night= made
Aries: I’m better than all of you assholes
Taurus: I could eat some cake right now.
Gemini: I’m going to pretend I care about what you just said
Cancer: I need hugs and cookies.
Leo: Fuck u bitch I’m fabulous, bow down to me.
Virgo: You’re all uncultered swines.
Libra: Stop war hug more
Scorpio: I tired of your bullshit, I just wanna sleep
Sagittarius: I wanna fuck your girlfriend
Capricorn: Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
Aquarius: I’m hot and gay.
Pisces: Fuck my life.
guardians of the galaxy was such bullshit no one’s headphones last 26 years